Preface
Finally, I have decided to write. Not that it is important, may be it is sort of therapy like musterbation. Before I write the main part, I reckon it important to write some general guidelines about how to read the main body of the text.
First, about the narrator. I hereby declare that his mental health condition is neither sound, nor perfect; therefore, the entire text is anything but true. Truth is not his concern here, cure is. No person mentioned here is real, no remark has its validity beyond the text. In short, he means nothing.
In fact, I have assembled the character of the narrator from a lot of maniacs, both fictional and real; a collage of sorts and absolutely irresponsible. There is no pattern in his charater that can be interpreted in anywhat logical sense.

